Why is it that only low quality fat or trashy white girls only date black guys?

Duke

And these stupid black dudes think we jealous were laughing at you, we arent jealous at all. White people > Black people. Only thing you have above us is basketball and football and thats it. But sports does not contribute to mankind so sports do not count. blacks have invented nothing useful and never even had a advanced society in their history. South Africa was basically modernized by white people.

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Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even handle your ignorance & I hope you're just trolling.

Biscuit Cutter A.P. Ashbourne
Super Soaker Lonnie Johnson
Folding Bed L.C. Bailey
Bicycle Frame Issac R. Johnson
Coin Changer James A. Bauer
Space Shuttle Retrieval Arm Wm. Harwell
Rotary Engine Andrew J. Beard
Printing Press W.A. Lavallette
Car Couple Andrew J. Beard
Envelope Seal F.W. Leslie
Letter Box G.E. Becket
Laser Fuels Lester Lee
Stainless Steel Pads Alfred Benjamin
Pressure Cooker Maurice W. Lee
Torpedo Discharger H. Bradberry
Window Cleaner A.L. Lewis
Disposable Syringe Phil Brooks
Pencil Sharpener John L. Love
Home Security System Marie Brown
Fire Extinguisher Tom J. Marshal
Corn Planter Henry Blair Lock W.A. Martin
Cotton Planter Henry Blair
Shoe Lasting Machine Jan Matzeliger
Ironing Board Sarah Boone
Lubricators Elijah McCoy
Horse Bridle Bit L.F.Brown
Rocket Catapult Hugh MacDonald
Horse shoe Oscar E. Brown
Elevator Alexander Miles
Pacemaker Otis Boykin
Gas Mask Garrett Morgan
Guide Missile Otis Boykin
Traffic Signal Garrett Morgan
Lawn Mower John A. Burr
Hair Brush Lyda Newman
Typewriter Burridge & Marshman
Heating Furnace Alice H. Paker
Train Alarm R.A. Butler
Airship J.F.Pickering
Radiation Detector Geo. Carruthers
Folding Chair Purdgy/Sadgwar
Peanut Butter George W. Carver
Hand Stamp W.B. Purvis
Paints & Satins George W. Carver
Fountain Pen W.B. Purvis
Lotion & Soaps George W. Carver
Dust Pan L.P.Ray
Automatic Fishing Reel George Cook
Insect Destroyer Gun A.C. Richardson
Ice cream Mold A.L. Cralle
Baby Buggy W.H. Richardson
Blood Plasma Dr. Charles Drew
Sugar Refinement N. Rillieux
Horse Riding Saddle Wm. D. Davis
Clothes Dryer G.T. Sampson
Shoe W.A. Detiz
Celluar Phone Henry Sampson
Player Piano Joseph Dickinson
Pressing Comb Walter Sammons
Arm for Recording Player Joseph Dickinson
Curtain Rod S.R. Scottron
Lawn Sprinkler J.W. Smith
Automatic Gearshift R.B. Spikes
Photo Print Wash Clatonia J. Dorticus
Urinalysis Machine Dewey Sanderson
Photo Embossing Machine Clatonia J. Dorticus
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Postal Letter Box P.B. Dowing
Refrigerator J. Standard
Toilet T. Elkins Mop T.W. Stewart
Furniture Caster David A. Fisher
Stairclimbing Wheelchair Rufus J. Weaver
Guitar Robert Flemming ,Jr
Helicopter Paul E. Williams
Golf Tee George F. Grant
Fire Escape Ladder J.B. Winters
Motor J. Gregory
Telephone Transmitter Granville T. Woods
Lantern Micheal Harney
Electric Cutoff Switch Granville T. Woods
Thermo Hair Curlers Soloman Harper
Gas Burner B.F. Jackson
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Roller Coaster Granville T. Woods
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Those are only some of the things black people have invented. Those don't seem useful to you? They have advanced our society tremendously. Only ignorant people like you bring it back. And black people date all kinds of other people. "Low quality, fat, trashy white girls" is an awful stereotype, that's not true.

The lack of intelligence you possess is really dis-concerting.

Is this version of events the most likely scenario had McCain-Palin won in 2008?

Mike Nicel

For starters, it would be President Palin to whom you refer, following that little accident involving the lawn mower, a confused Sarah Palin and a very drunk President-for-five-days John McCain in the Rose Garden.

President Palin's first act would have been to launch a space ship to the moon to check out rumors that the craters are full of crack. First Dude Levi Johnston (First First Dude Todd Palin had that awful accident involving the lawn mower at the VP's residence, remember?) provided President Palin with some hot inside information on that one. President Palin's second act was to launch a manned space flight to the sun. She overcame NASA objections that the ship would burn up by deciding it would fly at night. The memorial mass was moving.

God then told President Palin to launch a preemptive nuclear strike on Venezuela. But the President, never too sure of her geography, thought He said vuvuzela and launched the attack on South Africa during the World Cup soccer match, instead. Ironically, the nuclear weapon struck only the U.S. team. God told the President it was OK because American soccer players lack cojones.

Last week, in a bid to overcome 60% unemployment and a complete collapse of the U.S. economy, President Palin replaced the dollar with a new unit of currency she called the "Louise" upon the advice of chief economic adviser Newt Gingrich. Public response was so overwhelmingly negative that the media almost glossed over the terrible accident in the White House kitchen involving a lawn mower and a confused President Palin that cost Newt Gingrich his life. Mr. Gingrich was buried in Arlington, Atlanta, Cucamonga and somewhere back of the President's Wassilla White House. (NB: The President decided it was inconvenient to move to Washington DC, so she moved the Federal Government to Alaska instead.)

Then for some silly reason or another, the President quit. There were unproven allegations of bribes by Rupert Murdoch and the Saudi princes, but let's not be haters. The ex-President had not yet named a Vice President, so pursuant to the 25th Amendment, President Pelosi was immediately sworn in by an obviously drunk Chief Justice Roberts and is now kicking butt and taking names. President Pelosi's approval ratings currently exceed 99%. Republicans are poised to lose every single House, Senate, Governor, state office, county office and city office to their Democratic opponents.

The ex-President's last reported whereabouts were somewhere between Big Diomede and Little Diomede Islands, where she was last seen firing an AK-47 indiscriminately at local Eskimos and walruses. The local constabulary theorizes that she either fell into an ice fissure or was swallowed up by a Big White One.

Conspiracy theorists insist that Russian PM Putin reared his head and bit her in half, because "(a)s Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."

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you forgot to kill off the president of the senate with the lawnmower before pelosi could become prez... :P
- president palin's first official act was to go shopping at her favorite store, Nordstrom's on Michael Steele's GOP credit card, spending yet another $150,000 on clothing, for which she later refused to reimburse again, stating that presidents cant wear the same thing twice to those pesky G20-something meeting thingies.
- president palin, appearing before the press, refused to answer any 'gotcha questions,' which thereby cut her 20-minute official press conferences by 20 minutes.
- president palin, in an effort to cut 'big brother spending,' ordered all future rape-testing kit expenses to be paid for by the victims. "after all" she said, "what worked in wasilla should work for the whole country, right?"
- president palin made history by being the first american president to meet with the reclusive north korean leader, president kim il jong. at the internationally publicized official meeting, she asked if she could call him "jong" (her handlers realized that she couldnt control herself from refering to him as 'lil' kim') while she winked incessantly at the cameras in her desire to appear as presidential as possible in front of the world press.
- president palin held her first state of the union speech last friday. she addressed both houses of congress with as much details as she could remember & comprehend on various topics such as energy, budget cuts (...er strike 'budget', it's just 'cuts'), taxes, and 'lift american spirits.' five short minutes later, she started on additional topics written on her other hand, which included sales tax cuts on red leather jackets & hooker heels as well as on birth control pills for teenagers named bristol from alaska.
- president palin, swearing that from the second-story balcony of the white house she could see iran preparing to attack america, ordered all the military branches to position themselves for a first strike. from her cutesy nicknamed "ovaltine office," she used her Time magazine football-phone to call up her orders: the air force was to sail their ships to the caspian sea; the navy to drive their dark blue tanks to the sahara, just outside the iranian border; but she stalled the army from flying their fighter jets to that nefarious part of the world since she couldnt get the department of defense to agree to transfer the flight mileage credits to her personal credit card. she would have sent out the marines, but she figured they were needed to keep out the illegal immigrants sneeking their way in through the halls of montezuma, mexico.
- president palin, in an effort not to repeat her disasterous turkey-rendering interview/turkey pardoning event of 2008, ordered that for her first presidential thanksgiving, she'll be 'freeing' the turkeys by throwing them out of her wolve-hunting helicopter. "as god as my witness," she said in a state of shock after the end of the mayhem caused by turkeys crashing onto D.C. towncars & govt buildings, "i thought turkeys could fly!!!"

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