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Dog Shit
No lengthy, philosophical examination of dog shit would be complete without first pondering more existential questions like why dogs shit, and how. The answers may surprise and delight you. There are many interlocking components to the dog shit process. Food eaten by a dog (cupcakes, floppy disks, corn dogs, Vicodin) must first be processed into simpler, smaller elements suitable for delivery via the bloodstream to muscle and fatty tissue in the canine's body.
The digestive system of your dog begins at the lips and finishes under the tail, at a puckering donut-shaped curiosity scientists have nicknamed the anus. When you see a dog (or cat) who appears to be licking his or her own balls, it's more likely the animal is suffering from anal gland disease. Both the external anal sphincter and anal sac can become impacted or infected as the result of contaminants left behind by the anus, leading to feelings of pain and pressure best relieved by several hours of enthusiastic licking. The domesticated dog's alternative to licking is the act of scooting or scootching -- sliding one's anus across a coarse or thickly carpeted floor to soothe "itchy" feelings near the tail and hindquarters. Another reason for licking and scooting might be worms, a subject beyond the range of this modest tutorial. For those interested in further study, putting dog shit under a microscope can yield a full afternoon of excitement and wonder. Monocystis sporocysts are wiggly, protozoan parasites visible in the feces of dogs who have eaten infected earthworms.
Cells in a dog's body naturally generate waste by-products which must be eliminated through the kidneys, the lungs, the skin and digestive system. These organs are part of a larger excretory system. Of course, not everything a dog eats can be digested properly, or even used to store energy. The unwanted digestive material left behind on city sidewalks and community dog parks is called feces in America, and faeces to those residing in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Wales, or Scotland.
In Sydney, Australia, one can find over 100 tons of fresh dog shit dumped on the ground each day. Rich in phosphorous, Australian dog shit washes down hills after torrential rains, killing plant life.
There used to be an old joke: How do you tell an American in Paris? He's the one picking the shit up after his dog. Americans stopped picking up dog shit a long time ago, preferring instead to pantomime picking up dog shit when witnesses at the dog park are present but still too far away to see if there's really anything in your hand. It's been universally acknowledged that France has the worst metropolitan dog shit problem. Each day, Parisian sidewalks, alleys and gutters are choked to excess with ten tons of golden brown, oven-baked baguettes left behind by the city's 200,000 dogs. It's been estimated that in a single year, six hundred people break a limb after slipping on French dog shit -- and in recent years, failure-to-pick-up fines have grown to five hundred dollars per loaf.
And yes, in France there really is a Dog Shit Patrol: a subclass of the Parisian police force which manifests itself in a brigade of sixty-or-so green lawnmower motorcycles. These patrol vehicles search and scan for errant piles, circumnavigating city streets deemed most popular by tourists and politicians. Meanwhile, obese dogs are rapidly catching up to overweight French kids, with their sagging stomachs and bulging sides capable of depositing increasingly larger and more voluminous pockets of dog shit.
Every few months, dog shit gets tracked in by the news. Investigators discover "rooms filled with dog feces" in homes where neglected, emaciated children await rescue. Hundreds of animals are liberated from "cages lined with filthy dog droppings," in the homes of animal hoarders. Inevitably, whenever police storm into a person's home and encounter piles of garbage, the chances of discovering "piles of dog shit" are exponentially increased.
If you're an animal hoarder who resides in a rural apartment complex with a strict no-dogs-allowed policy, you can still get several hundred fake dogs. In its first week on the U.S. market, the Nintendo corporation sold a quarter-million units of Nintendogs: small, handheld devices which simulate the high-polygon dog ownership experience while tastefully eliminating the need for mylar poo bags.
If the idea of feeding, walking, and playing with fake dogs doesn't tickle your fancy, maybe you'd prefer a house full of fake dog shit, which comes in a variety of shapes. Machine-molded plastic dollops and rubberized poostuffs are key staples of novelty shops around the world. This "gag" gift makes it possible for apartment dwellers (or the financially disadvantaged) to circumvent traditional health code regulations and simulate the everyday presence of
Why do humans have to age and die?
Q. Why do people have to age and die? Why is the human lifespan set as it is and not 185 or 850 or 1000? Why does the body repair itself up to a certain point and then just shut down?
I didn't say "forever", I think it would be good to live considerably longer though, and what's wrong with being like China and putting restrictions on how many kids someone can have? You don't need a bunch of kids.
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It is all very simple: The Cells replicate every seven years.
The mechanism by which the chromosomes are replicated cuts a piece off their ends every replication.
By the time that Human cells have replicated seven times, a protecting "inert" strip that is sacrificed with each replication, called a "telomere," is depleted, and thereafter, the ends of the chromosomes- which contain the genes that determine cell, tissue, and bodily structure is "bitten-off," so to speak, and everything you get thereafter is an inferior copy- which produces the phenomenon we call "aging."
I guarantee that scientists in the know are lying to their colleagues, when they say that they do not know how this mechanism works, and how to apply it to Humans.
My tribe has at least one working longevity technique: My grandfather died at 144 years. His father lived to be over 200 years. His father was reputedly over 300 years.
This is established as fact, because they were the kings of our tribes, and had access to resources not available to the common man. (E.g. In Polynesia, we hear that their kings have a special dish made out of the shoot of a palm tree; to eat it kills the whole tree. So no common man could eat such a meal.)
The longevity technique of the Yoruba tribe I belong to is much more disgusting than that. The king has some of his children killed, so that he can harvest their life force. It would appear that he needs to kill about one every decade.
One of us died the first decade. Then another in the second decade. Why this was so suspicious to me (who was the only idiot in our tribe, who did not know what was going on,) was that they were dead and buried before I even heard they were dead. (I live just 60 miles down the road.)
When my father (who had four new wives at the time, and numerous other children) threatened to kill me, his second eldest son, I escaped for my life, and began to research everything I could find out about sorcery. Being born in England, I knew nothing about our tribal belief system. My mother was very little help to me, being dead at his hands. His reward for murdering her- the first woman of our tribal group to have the guts to secure a divorce- was to be chosen king over his brother.
By a string of coincidences, I was guided to obtain the books of Carlos Castaneda. These opened my eyes to what had been going on around me since I came to this accursed country. A number of ignoramuses and liars have discredited this work in this forum. I want you to know that they are lying. many unknowingly, but some surely knowingly.
In THE SECOND RING OF POWER, Carlos Castaneda described how an apprentice, Pablito, was in danger of being killed by his own sorcerous mother, Dona Soledad, who stood to gain spiritual enormous power should she kill him- which would enable her to "lawnmower" the other members of the group, including Maria Elena and Carlos Castaneda. This was exactly the situation I grew up under.
There are adepts of various secretive societies (e.g. Freemasonry, Mormonism, Rosicrucianism,) who know all about this stuff, and want to keep it from the public, because if it came to light that they knew all about it all along, and did not warn their own people- even used it against them- it could go very hard against them. This is why, when someone asks the "wrong question," they have teams to come out and smother the truth.
The Nagual Julian, Don Juan's master, was a master of The Gait of Power, and with it he could change his body's age to be young or old at will. Don Juan, however, had changed his body eleven times, to remain youthful enough to complete his task. These options are available. Telekinesis is the key to molecularly rewriting the telomeres, repairing chromosome damage, and prolonging youthfulness as long as one wants.
Those who say that Mankind should have only a few decades to live are quite welcome to practice their beliefs all they want, in their graves. They should not be allowed to discourage and drag the rest of us down. Those of us who want Immortality should just go on and attain it.
Anyone interested in discussing this further and seriously, and contact me in my online group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/objectivechristianity/join
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