Sabtu, 08 Maret 2014

How does a $1000 lawn mower create 50 jobs?




Steve W


There are numerous conflicting figures with the number of jobs created or saved and where this stimulus money is going. What's going on?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/05/us/05stimulus.html?_r=2



Answer
Well, George buys the mower, then finds Manuel standing in front of the 7-11 & asks him if he'll cut lawns for $2.50 an hour. Manuel says "Si". George then gets more grass cutting jobs that are too much even for the "will do jobs Americans won't do for non-living wages" illegal immigrant Manuel, so George tells Manuel to get some of his relatives to help out. Manuel goes home to his one room apartment & get 49 relatives & other illegal immigrants to help out cutting lawn.

Viola! 50 new jobs!

Uh...no taxes collected, tho', 'cause George is paying Manuel & his buds under the table. After taking a little off the top for himself....insurance, you know....to keep ICE from finding out.

what's wrong with my lawn mower now?




derek


i replaced the battery. it has gas, it has oil, i cleaned the filter, and it's a craftsman lt 1000 '04 model. it will turn over sometimes and once in a while will crank but won't run for more than a few seconds. i seem to be thinking it's something to do with oil maybe. it's leaking some but not fast. what could be wrong?


Answer
lawn mower are pain in the @ss try to bring it in the lawnmower shop. Believe me its not worth it on trying to fixed it. without knowing it you already spend a lot of time just to fixed that damn thing. Anyway try to clean your carburetor with carb cleaner be careful with the pin under the float then check your acceleration cable if it's fulling all the way. But try to replace the plugs first. There's probably something wrong with your magnetto too. Too many things to look for.




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