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Serenity
I constantly hear the English b**** and complain about the US and how they don't like us etc, but honestly, what the hell have they done for us? If it weren't for the US, they'd still being speaking German right now.
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Serenity my dear, its people like you who give the USA a bad reputation. You have just been ignorant and big mouthed swearing and is under the misaphrehension that US is the best place on earth with no problems..
Did you hear about the bigot who hates all things English? He makes a good living in the Concreting business, because almost everything in the City depends on this industry. It's just a pity that reinforced concrete was invented by W.B. Wilkinson in Newcastle, England.
Our bigot's home uses electric power generated by steam turbines, which were invented by Sir Charles Parsons. Many of his home appliances use electric motors, which were invented by Londoner Michael Faraday. These range from vacuum cleaners, the invention of Englishman Hubert Booth, to sewing machines, invented by Englishman Charles Weisenhall back in 1755.
However, not all of his appliances run on electric motors. There's his Microwave Oven, based on the Magnetron invented by Sir John Randall and Dr H A H Boot at Birmingham University. His modern Central Heating unit, designed by Englishman A H Barker, and even his TV set, the brainchild of Englishman Shelford Bidwell. Even the television's production depended on the invention of the cathode-ray tube by London physicist Sir William Crookes.
All of these things reminded our bigot too much of England, so he turned on his radio for news from another country more to his liking. It didn't help much though, because he remembered that satellite radio transmitters are powered by fuel cells invented by the English chemist Francis T Bacon.
He thought of expressing his frustration by writing an angry letter. But it wouldn't go anywhere without the postal system, created in London by Sir Rowland Hill. That is, unless he chose to send his letter by e-mail on a computer - the brainchild of Englishman Sir Charles Babbage.
Our bigot then briefly considered getting away from it all - flying off to some remote place with nothing to remind him of English genius. But then he recalled that modern jet aircraft engines were designed by English test pilot Sir Frank Whittle.
He then decided to do some home chores, so he thought about washing the dishes - but his kitchen sink is made of stainless steel, invented by Englishman Sir Harry Brearly. To make matters worse, he noticed that his favourite and most useful kitchen utensils were made of plastic, the brainchild of Birmingham professor Alexander Parkes.
So, desperate to avoid the brilliance of the English, he headed out doors - passing on the way his modern WC, designed by Londoner Alexander Cummings. Once outside, he noticed that the lawn was a bit overgrown because he couldn't bring himself to use the lawn mower, originally designed by Edwin Budding of Gloucestershire.
Our bigot, now completely distracted by anger, turned around and walked straight into one of his prized rose bushes, badly scratching his arms and hands. Briefly, he was glad that his Tetanus shots were up to date - until he remembered that immunisation was discovered by Dr Edward Jenner, another Gloucestershire man.
This was all too much - All of this contact with English brilliance just about gave the poor chap a heart attack. It's just as well that he had previously been fitted with a cardiac pacemaker, the invention of English surgeon W H Walshe.
Feeling very run-down, emotionally depressed and really quite ill, our bigot decided that he'd better go to the doctors for a check-up. After a breif consultation, the doctor announced that he needed an urgent blood transfusion to save his life. Fortunately, this was quickly arranged and our bigot survived - thanks mostly to James Blundell, who pioneered blood transfusions at Guy's Hospital, London.
"...but apart from ALL that... What, EXACTLY, have the English ever done for us, eh?"
Serenity my dear, its people like you who give the USA a bad reputation. You have just been ignorant and big mouthed swearing and is under the misaphrehension that US is the best place on earth with no problems..
Did you hear about the bigot who hates all things English? He makes a good living in the Concreting business, because almost everything in the City depends on this industry. It's just a pity that reinforced concrete was invented by W.B. Wilkinson in Newcastle, England.
Our bigot's home uses electric power generated by steam turbines, which were invented by Sir Charles Parsons. Many of his home appliances use electric motors, which were invented by Londoner Michael Faraday. These range from vacuum cleaners, the invention of Englishman Hubert Booth, to sewing machines, invented by Englishman Charles Weisenhall back in 1755.
However, not all of his appliances run on electric motors. There's his Microwave Oven, based on the Magnetron invented by Sir John Randall and Dr H A H Boot at Birmingham University. His modern Central Heating unit, designed by Englishman A H Barker, and even his TV set, the brainchild of Englishman Shelford Bidwell. Even the television's production depended on the invention of the cathode-ray tube by London physicist Sir William Crookes.
All of these things reminded our bigot too much of England, so he turned on his radio for news from another country more to his liking. It didn't help much though, because he remembered that satellite radio transmitters are powered by fuel cells invented by the English chemist Francis T Bacon.
He thought of expressing his frustration by writing an angry letter. But it wouldn't go anywhere without the postal system, created in London by Sir Rowland Hill. That is, unless he chose to send his letter by e-mail on a computer - the brainchild of Englishman Sir Charles Babbage.
Our bigot then briefly considered getting away from it all - flying off to some remote place with nothing to remind him of English genius. But then he recalled that modern jet aircraft engines were designed by English test pilot Sir Frank Whittle.
He then decided to do some home chores, so he thought about washing the dishes - but his kitchen sink is made of stainless steel, invented by Englishman Sir Harry Brearly. To make matters worse, he noticed that his favourite and most useful kitchen utensils were made of plastic, the brainchild of Birmingham professor Alexander Parkes.
So, desperate to avoid the brilliance of the English, he headed out doors - passing on the way his modern WC, designed by Londoner Alexander Cummings. Once outside, he noticed that the lawn was a bit overgrown because he couldn't bring himself to use the lawn mower, originally designed by Edwin Budding of Gloucestershire.
Our bigot, now completely distracted by anger, turned around and walked straight into one of his prized rose bushes, badly scratching his arms and hands. Briefly, he was glad that his Tetanus shots were up to date - until he remembered that immunisation was discovered by Dr Edward Jenner, another Gloucestershire man.
This was all too much - All of this contact with English brilliance just about gave the poor chap a heart attack. It's just as well that he had previously been fitted with a cardiac pacemaker, the invention of English surgeon W H Walshe.
Feeling very run-down, emotionally depressed and really quite ill, our bigot decided that he'd better go to the doctors for a check-up. After a breif consultation, the doctor announced that he needed an urgent blood transfusion to save his life. Fortunately, this was quickly arranged and our bigot survived - thanks mostly to James Blundell, who pioneered blood transfusions at Guy's Hospital, London.
"...but apart from ALL that... What, EXACTLY, have the English ever done for us, eh?"
What is this obsession the USA has with huge lawns?
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They're a tremendous waste of water, time and resources.
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Original American gardens were just door gardens, small outside the door where medical plants were grown and a few misc others. The "commons" was the large green area, communal, where the animals were grazed. As people moved from the crowded urban areas to where they could legally own land (took money to do so) these folks also had the money to travel abroad and saw English Country homes. Suddenly they wanted larger homes on more land surrounded by their own pastures and lawn around their own homes. This was a sign you had "made it." As the middle class began to own homes, they wanted their own little bit of the wealthy person's lawn around their homes. As building sites grew in size......move to suburbia.....people discovered lawns make a pretty darn good ground cover. Suddenly the golf associations years of developing mowers and fertilizers for lawns realizes they have a burgeoning market, homeowners! As lawn growing became easier, lawns increased in size.. Now with urban sprawl and limiavailabilityailibility, especially in the west, but also overtaxed water treatment plants elsewhere, the need to conserve water comes to bear. Also EPA is concerned about all the chemicals being applied to lawns that wash off and into street storm drainage and into streams causing massive algae blooms.
Large lawns will be limited to areas of the country where there is sufficient natural rainfall to support them. In my area of the SW, lawns are disappearing rapidly as water restrictions make watering enough difficult.
Original American gardens were just door gardens, small outside the door where medical plants were grown and a few misc others. The "commons" was the large green area, communal, where the animals were grazed. As people moved from the crowded urban areas to where they could legally own land (took money to do so) these folks also had the money to travel abroad and saw English Country homes. Suddenly they wanted larger homes on more land surrounded by their own pastures and lawn around their own homes. This was a sign you had "made it." As the middle class began to own homes, they wanted their own little bit of the wealthy person's lawn around their homes. As building sites grew in size......move to suburbia.....people discovered lawns make a pretty darn good ground cover. Suddenly the golf associations years of developing mowers and fertilizers for lawns realizes they have a burgeoning market, homeowners! As lawn growing became easier, lawns increased in size.. Now with urban sprawl and limiavailabilityailibility, especially in the west, but also overtaxed water treatment plants elsewhere, the need to conserve water comes to bear. Also EPA is concerned about all the chemicals being applied to lawns that wash off and into street storm drainage and into streams causing massive algae blooms.
Large lawns will be limited to areas of the country where there is sufficient natural rainfall to support them. In my area of the SW, lawns are disappearing rapidly as water restrictions make watering enough difficult.
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